我想说的是 事情远没有看起来那么简单 What I'm saying is that it's more than what it seems, that's all.
人们不明白这一点 因为他们忙着看体育节目和橄榄球赛 Much more. People don't know because they're too busy with their game shows
愚蠢到没时间去观察和阅读 把事情弄清楚 and football and silliness to take the time to look and read and figure it all out.
是谁说过“耳听为虚 眼见不一定为实”？ Who is it that said, "Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see"?
这就是我们生活的乱世 These are interesting times we're living in.
中国还有另一句俗语 实际上是一种诅咒 That's another saying. Chinese. Actually, it's a curse.
“你只需要观察 All you have to do is look
把线索连接起来 并做好准备” and learn to connect the dots and get ready.
你要知道每家商店里只会准备三天的食物 Did you know there's only three days' worth of food in the stores
一旦出了什么大灾难 99%的店铺都会断货 and when the S-H-T-F, the 99% are gonna be out of commission.
我之所以和你说这些 I'm only telling you this
是因为如果我不能把我知道的都告诉你 because I wouldn't be a good father to you
我就不是一个称职的父亲 if I didn't let you know all the stuff that I know.
我一直重复这些话是有用意的 这样你才能有备无患 It bears repeating, so I'm repeating it, so you can be prepared.
这只是时间问题 而且那个时刻就快到了 It's only a matter of time and it's not far off now.
你只要观察一下四周就可以了 All you have to do is look around.
只要擦亮双眼就能看得到 You can see it if you open your eyes.
我们最大的问题只需要一点专注就能解决 The biggest problem we have isn't anything that a little focus couldn't cure.
这并没有那么困难 And it's not like it's so hard.
只要人们花时间去看的话就能发现大量的信息 There's tons of information out there if people just take the time to look.
如果你忙着做那些你觉得很重要的事情 And if you think being busy with all that stuff you think is so important,
你会发现那些事情其实并不重要 well, you're gonna learn that that's not what really matters,
你得明白什么是真正重要的 I mean what really matters.
重要的是你现在要做什么 All that's gonna matter is what you do now.
我说这些不是在吓唬你 或是说我害怕了 And I'm not saying all this to scare you or because I'm scared,
因为我并不害怕 我准备好了 because I'm not scared, if that's what you think, no, I'm ready.
我只是未雨绸缪 I just want to be ready.
很高兴和你谈话 爸爸 Nice talking with you, Dad.
好的 再见 Yeah, okay. Bye.
明日情缘
麦琪？ Maggie, huh?
你是新来的 You're new here.
一共22.56美元 And $22.56.
认识一下你的邻居总是好的 It's always a good idea to know your neighbor.
你永远不知道什么时候会需要他们 You never know when you might need 'em.
我能看一下你的驾照吗？ Can I see your driver's license?
艾德汉姆斯勒 Ed Hemsler.
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现实队长: 谁都看得出来现在事情不太对头 迷中谜： 无论如何 有天赋者随时待命总是好事
反抗军信使： 这是给和尚讲佛经 队长
追寻者: 确实很不对头
…失业工人和退伍军人 ...unemployed workers and returning veterans
是报告中最受争议的话题之一 were amongst the most hotly-debated items in the report.
州长从他的假期中抽取时间 The governor, after taking time off from his vacation
为了彻底核算拟议中的预算削减 提出用三天时间 to thoroughly examine the proposed budget cuts, has asked for a three-day period
让他的团队评估提案的优点 to allow his staff to assess the merits of the proposal
并回应一位官员所称的“以卵击石” and respond to what one official has termed "petty obstructionism."
好在艾德汉姆斯勒想出了 Fortunately, Ed Hemsler has devised
一个解决问题的创新方案 an innovative solution to our problems,
这让他能够穿着内衣裤到处无所事事 allowing him the much-envied ability to sit around in his underwear
而不被世人责难 as the world passes him by.
嗨 Hi.
-一共9.50美元 -好的 - That'll be $9.50. - Okay.
谢谢 Thank you.
错了 错了 Wrong. Wrong.
…联邦授权影响国民警卫队成员 ...federal mandates affecting National Guard members.
威尔肯森州长表示迎接此类变化并以 Governor Wilkenson said that he welcomed the changes citing recent events
众亲属聚在一起悼念在悲剧中失去的17位受害者为例 as families gathered to honor the 17 people who died that terrible day.
州长补充说 The governor added that he believed there was a growing hope
当我们寻求新的方法来防止类似的悲剧再次发生时 and sense of purpose shared amongst Americans
美国人的希望和共同目标会越发强烈 as we seek to find new ways to prevent tragedies like this from ever happening again.
怎么了 艾德？ What's the matter, Ed?
我说错了吗？ Did I say something wrong?
谢谢 Thank you.
嗨艾德 Hi, Ed.
玛吉 Maggie.
天气预报 今天大部分地区晴朗…… The forecast, mostly sunny skies today...
哦 对不起！ Oh, I'm sorry!
是我的错 我这就来 That's my fault. I got ya.
好的 Okay.
唷！ Phew.
车不错 Nice car.
不是福特 你喜欢吗？ It's not a Ford. You like it?
福特是美国本土汽车品牌
是的 很…省油 Yeah. It's good... on gas.
哦 那很重要 说不准什么时候就需要油了 Oh, that's important. You never know when you're gonna need some.
-是的 -你喜欢来这里吗？ -Yeah. -You like coming here?
这家超市 我时不时会看到你 Dan's, I mean. I see you here from time to time.
这里…很方便 It's... it's convenient.
不错的选择 Nice selection.
所以祝你有个愉快的一天 So, have a nice day...
我叫艾德 I'm Ed.
-罗尼 -罗尼？ -Ronnie. -Ronnie?
罗尼 Ronnie.
这是一个男人的名字 罗尼什么？ That's a man's name. Ronnie what?
迈斯纳 Meisner.
-魔爱 -迈 -M-E... -E-I.
啊…… Ah...
我姓汉姆斯勒 艾德·汉姆斯勒 很高兴认识你 Hemsler. That's my last name. Ed Hemsler. Pleased to meet you.
哦 Ooh.
很高兴见到你 Okay. Nice to meet you.
-我也是 -祝你有愉快的一天 -Yeah. You too. -Have... have a good day.
罗尼迈斯纳 Ronnie Meisner.
迈斯纳
那么 So?
你今天来买什么？ What're you shopping for today?
哦 嗨 Oh. Hi.
一些用品 Just some stuff.
你呢？ And how about you?
是 我也是买些用品 Yeah, I'm just getting some stuff too.
很高兴再次见到你 罗尼 Well, it's good to see you again, Ronnie.
好的 祝你今天过得愉快 All right. You have a good day.
-艾德 -艾德 -Ed. -Ed.
哇 你很忙 你在准备什么？ Wow, you were busy. What're you getting ready for?
哦 不 我只是需要一些东西 Oh, no. I just needed some things.
你准备好了不是吗？我懂 我能看出来 You're ready, aren't you? I get it. I can see it.
你能看出来吗？ You can see?
我一见到你就看出来了 I knew it the minute I saw you.
你找东西的方式 You know, the way you were looking.
精明的购物方式 战术性的 我明白 Smart shopping, strategic. I get it.
好吧 我只是来买点东西 Well, I was just getting some things.
是的 我知道 而且我知道你知道 Yeah, I know. And I know you know.
一切都将崩塌 This is all going down.
你喜欢喝咖啡吗？ You like coffee?
你必须意识到还有比这更重要的事情 You gotta realize there's more to it than that.
有些事情很多人都不明白 There's things that most people don't understand.
美国 America.
这是一个特别的地方 This is such a special place.
历史上的特殊性 Special in history.
你得纵观全局 You gotta look at the whole picture.
你听说过《联邦党人文集》吗？ You ever hear of The Federalist Papers?
嗯 Uh-uh.
要读懂这些文章 To know what they are, you gotta go way back
你需要追溯回《大宪章》里去 to what's called the Magna Carta.
那是一切的开端 That's when things really got going,
但是如果你想的话你可以继续回溯 but you can go back further than that if you want.
瞧 就是一个控制群体的问题 See, it's all a matter of controlling people.
人基本上可以分为两种 You got basically two types:
想要控制你的人和不想被控制的人 those who want to control you and those who don't want to be controlled.
我就是第二种类型 That's me, the second type.
要再来杯咖啡吗？ You want more coffee?
哦 不不 我…… Oh, no. No. I...
噢 我得回去了 Ooh. Ooh, I got to get back.
是啊 我也得回去做事了 Yeah, I gotta get back to some stuff, too.
下次需要我把表借你吗？ You need to borrow my watch next time?
对不起 Sorry.
你喜欢派吗？ You like pie?
我喜欢 I like pie.
盖伊烧烤店的派特别好吃 Just 'cause they have some great pies at Guy's Grill.
我在想也许我们可以一起吃个晚饭 I was thinking maybe we could go to dinner
然后吃上几片派 and then finish up with a couple of slices.
苹果 桃子味 8点左右？ Apple, peach. Around 8:00?
8点可以 8:00 sounds good.
哦很好 Oh. Good.
他们有卡拉ok They have karaoke.
并不是说它有什么特别之处 Not that there's anything special about it.
在我看来 我们几乎没什么不同 The way I see it, we're pretty much all the same.
我是一个普通平常的热血美国男性 I'm your basic, average red-blooded American male.
我有个儿子 叫布莱恩 I got a son, Brian.
他有一个美满的家庭 听话的女儿 漂亮的妻子 He's got a nice family. Great daughter. Pretty wife.
他们住在离这里大概一小时车程的一所大房子里 They got a big house about an hour or so from here.
他是在我刚开始做轴承的时候出生的 I had him around the time I started with Capital Bearings.
我做系统分析 主要是质量控制 I did systems analysis. Basically quality control.
你不知道如果没有滚珠轴承 You have no idea how screwed up the world would be
世界会变得多么糟糕 if it weren't for ball bearings.
它们必须是完美的 完美 否则 砰！ And they have to be perfect, and I mean perfect, or else, boom!
大约六年前我拿到了遣散费 About six years ago, I took the severance.
那是一笔…相当不错的交易 It was a... pretty decent deal.
我不是那种抱怨的人 I'm not the type to complain.
在我看来 我错在处于大于60岁的那一边了 The way I see it, I'm on the wrong side of 60 anyway,
我不会再年轻了 但我…… I'm not getting any younger, but I'm...
我说的太多了 你呢？你有孩子吗？ I'm talking too much. How about you? You have kids?
呃…我的女儿死了 Um... my daughter died.
她曾经是我的一切 She was my world.
但是……这不公平 But... It wasn't fair.
但他们说生活就是这样 But you know what they say about life.
是的 Yeah.
我喜欢缝纫 我呃…… I like to sew, though. Um, I, uh...
我有一些喜欢做的事情 I got some stuff I like to do.
哦… Oh, that's...
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
是的… Yeah. It was...
她很特别 She was special.
她本来快要13岁了 She was going to be 13.
她怎么死的？ How'd she die?
嗯 Well...
这是一种非常罕见的疾病 It was a really rare disease.
多内肿症 MENS.
“多动症”？ "Men"?
是多发性内分泌肿瘤综合征的缩写 M-E-N-S. It's Multiple Endocrine Neoplasia Syndrome.
我读了很多相关的书 I read so much.
医生说他们也做不了什么 The doctors said, nothing they could do.
但我不知道 我…… But I don't know, I...
-你丈夫呢？-他也死了 -Your husband? -He died, too.
但不是一种罕见的疾病 只是癌症 But not from a rare disease. Just cancer.
我告诉他不要吸烟 但我又管不住他 I told him not to smoke, but what can you do?
我们又能做什么？ What can any of us do?
你之前说 我错在处于大于60岁的那一边了 You know what you said before about being on the wrong side of 60?
在我看来 那并没有什么错 To me, I don't think there's a wrong side of 60.
其实 我不介意告诉你… You know, I don't mind telling you...
我认为你在这方面判断力很准 I think you got a real nose for this game.
人们看待事物的方式 都体现在他们的眼神中 The way people look at things. It's all in the eyes.
你喜欢哪种金枪鱼？一般来说 What kind of tuna do you prefer? Generally speaking.
哦…我猜是查理牌 Oh... I guess Charlie.
斯塔基 我也是 纸制品呢？ StarKist. Me too. Paper products?
纸制品？ Paper products?
是的就是卫生纸 它很重要 Yeah, you know, toilet paper. It's important.
哦 好吧我真的没想过 就挤一挤看手感 Oh. Well, I don't really think about it. I just squeeze 'em.
对 Right.
关键是不要把事情弄得过分复杂 It's all about not making things harder than they have to be.
-电池呢？ -这个我知道 铜头 -Batteries? -I know this one. Coppertop.
我知道那是无商标产品 Generic on that one as far as I'm concerned,
只要是碱性的就行 那是关键 as long as it's alkaline. That's key.
你似乎很了解东西 You seem to know a lot about stuff.
嗯 是的 因为我在乎 Well, I do. Because I care.
我能看出来 I can see that.
哦 那老东西只能用来听新闻和天气 Oh, that old thing, it's only good for news and weather.
我觉得那是唯一值得一听的东西 That's the only thing worth listening to as far as I'm concerned.
其他的都是… Everything else is just...
人们试图让你去买你不需要的东西 ...people trying to get you to buy something you don't need.
黄昏时在小镇上起舞 ♪ Doin' the town And doin' it right In the evenin' ♪
非常愉快 ♪ It's pretty pleasin' ♪
麝鼠山姆 麝鼠山姆 ♪ Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam ♪
在麝鼠之地上跳吉特巴舞 ♪ Do the jitterbug At a Muskrat Land ♪
它们闪烁着光芒 ♪ And they shimmy ♪
山姆是皮包骨… ♪ Sam is so skinny... ♪
你怎么了？ What is it?
怎么…怎么了？ What... what's wrong?
艾德！怎么回事？ Ed! What is it?
你不能这么做！ You can't do this!
嗯 我知道 我唱得不是很好听 Well, I know. I'm not a great singer.
不不！不是… No, no! That's not...
你不喜欢《麝鼠之爱》吗？ You don't like "Muskrat Love"?
我爱死它了！ I love "Muskrat Love"!
哦 对不起 Oh, I'm sorry.
不不不不不 No, no, no. No, no.
不必道歉 不是你的错 Don't say you're sorry. It's not you.
你… You're...
你太棒了！ You're wonderful!
什么意思？艾德！ Well, what is it? Ed!
艾德！艾德！ Ed! Ed!
我喜欢你！ I like you!
什么？我也喜欢你！ What? I like you, too!
不！我是说我真的喜欢你！ No! I mean I really like you!
这让我非常害怕 And it scares the hell out of me.
我玩得很开心 I had a really great time.
哦 Oh.
-我给你买了这些 -它们很漂亮 -I got these for you. -They're beautiful.
好吧 晚安 Well, good night.
我们可以去你家吗？ Can we go to your place?
哦 我能…… Oh, can I...
哦 是的 Oh. Yes.
哦 先把这些放到水里 Oh. Put these in water until I go.
哦 当然 Oh, sure.
呃……让我给你拿点喝的 我什么饮料都有 Uh... Let me get you something to drink. I have everything.
哦 水就好 Oh. Just water.
你确定吗？我什么都有 Are you sure? I got everything.
酒啤酒 混合饮料 Wine, beer, mixed drinks.
不 请给我水 No, just water, please.
净化过的 没有氟化物 Got that, too. Purified and fluoride free.
你的房子……很棒 Your house is... is lovely.
一切都保存得… Everything is so well...
很好 kept.
这是我的家 It's my home.
哦 来 坐下来吧 Oh. Here, why don't you sit down.
呃 你想看电视吗？ Uh, do you want to watch TV?
哦 好的 Oh, okay.
啊 在这里 让我们看看 Ah, here. Let's see.
那么你喜欢看什么？体育频道？不对？ So, what do you like to see? Sports? No?
不 我在开玩笑 电影？ No, I'm kidding. Movies?
我喜欢电影 老电影 I like movies. Old ones.
当时人们知道自己在做什么 Back when they knew what they were doing.
是的 当时和现在大不一样 Yeah, things were different then
恕我直言 我觉得那时更好 and I don't mind saying it was better as far as I'm concerned.
我是说 我喜欢进步之类的事情 I mean, I like being progressive and all that sort of thing,
但是有一点你不得不说 but there comes a point when you just gotta say,
约翰韦恩的时代才是我的时代 你明白我的意思吗？ John Wayne is where I want to be, you know what I mean?
20世纪美国演员 以演出西部片和战争片中的硬汉而闻名
嗯 我想是的 Uh, I think so.
那么你喜欢什么样的电影？ So, what kind of movies do you like?
纪录片 Documentaries.
嗯哼 关于什么？什么样的主题？ Mm. On what? What kind of subject?
战争 War.
哦 Oh.
15万名士兵… As 150,000 soldiers
冲过英吉利海峡…… stormed across the English Channel...
我没想到你是喜欢战争的人 I wouldn't have pegged you as a war type.
战争很有趣 War is so interesting.
我爸爸参加过战争 那次大的 My dad was in the war. The big one.
-你知道在哪儿吗？-嗯 -Do you know where? -Well...
他说他看到了这个世界 他说那很好 He said he saw the world. He said it was great.
是的 我也… Well, yeah. I was...
好吧 我没能去得了 Well, I never got to go.
哦？那是件好事不是吗？ Oh, no? That's a good thing, isn't it?
哦 我不知道 一个人在战争中可以看清自己 Oh, I don't know. A man can learn a lot about himself in war.
是啊 我爸爸基本上只学会了怎么喝酒 Yeah. My dad just mostly learned how to drink.
那个也有 Then there's that, too.
你喜欢喝酒吗 艾德？ You like to drink, Ed?
偶尔 Sometimes.
嗯 不会喝很多 我喜欢保持头脑清醒 Well, not a lot. I like to keep a clear head.
你永远不知道什么时候会用到你的智慧 You never know when you're gonna need your wits.
哦 Oh.
我们能坐在这儿吗？ Can we just sit here, please?
我的意思是我知道… I mean I know that...
我喜欢呆在这里 I... I just like being here.
就这么坐着 看电视 Just sitting, watching TV.
好的我们可以坐着看电视 那很棒 No, no. We can sit and watch TV. That would be great.
早上好 Good morning.
-两杯咖啡？-哦 -Two Equals, right? -Oh.
哦！ Oh!
什么…… What...
一杯就够吗？ Was it just one?
时间…哦！不不不不 The time... Oh! Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.
怎么了？ What is it?
哦不不不我迟到了 Oh, no, no, no. I'm late.
我上班迟到了 I'm late for work.
又怎样 你迟到了一小会儿 So, you're a little late for work.
不！不！ No! No!
不不 No, no...
哦 天哪 Oh, my God.
你昨晚没回家 You didn't go home last night.
罗尼迈斯纳 我相信你走的是羞辱之步 Ronnie Meisner, I do believe you are doing the walk of shame.
没有 No.
不不不不 No, no, no, no.
真的？买这个？ Really? That?
哦 会有人来接我 Oh, I have a ride.
-你确定？-别担心我 -You sure? -Don't worry about me.
去你家也还算顺路 You're not out of the way or anything.
哦…我没事 Oh, it's... I'm fine.
-百分百确定吗？-是的 我没事 -A hundred percent, yeah? -Yeah, I'm fine.
-谢谢你 但是我真的没事 -哦 伙计 -Thank you, but, really, I'm good. -Oh, man.
我只希望我在你这个年纪还能这么做 I only hope I can do it like you do when I'm your age.
哦 不是这样的 Oh, it's not what it seems.
总之 不要做我都不敢做第二次的事情 Whatever. Just don't do anything I wouldn't do twice.
这是今年由于大风造成的第三次大停电 ...the third major power outage this year due to high winds.
电力局已经开始对系统进行升级 The LLPC has begun upgrades to the system
以防未来电力这次中断 that are intended to prevent future power outages.
不用说艾德汉姆斯勒在这种场合有备用发电机 Needless to say, Ed Hemsler has a backup generator for just such occasions...
因为艾德汉姆斯勒想到了所有的事情 because Ed Hemsler thinks of everything.
因为艾德汉姆斯勒想到了所有的事情 Because Ed Hemsler thinks of everything.
你喜欢中国菜吗？ You like Chinese?
什么…… What...
也不一定非得是中国菜 We don't have to do Chinese.
艾德汉姆斯勒 一个女人不喜欢被遗弃在黑暗中 Ed Hemsler, a woman doesn't like to be left in the dark.
当一个绅士跟她约会的时候 When a gentleman takes her out,
他至少应该以某种方式与她联系 the least he could do is contact her in some way
让她知道他对他们的夜晚有美好的回忆 and let her know that he had fond memories of their evening together
即使他没有也要这么说 因为这是绅士的做法 even if he didn't, because that's what gentlemen do.
但我是一个绅士 But I am a gentleman.
那你昨晚哪儿去了？ Well, then where were you?
你为什么不打电话给我？ Why didn't you call me?
我以为你可能想分开一下 I thought you might want a break or something.
和什么分开？ A break from what?
呃 和我 Well, from me.
我吻了你 I kissed you.
是的 You did.
中国菜挺好 Chinese is fine.
我就在门口等你 I'll be right out front.
如果你知道去哪里找 你就能找到真相 You can find out the truth if you know where to look for it.
互联网是宇宙中最大的图书馆 The Internet is the biggest library in the universe.
有人把它叫做逻辑和限制的深水区 Someone called it the deep water of logic and limitation.
而我喜欢游泳 And I like to swim.
问我一些问题 Ask me something.
什么？比如什么？ Something? Like what?
什么都可以 Something like anything.
我不知道 举个例子？ Well, I don't know. Like what?
难道你不想知道自己有什么不知道的事吗？ Isn't there something you want to know that you don't know?
不想 Not really.
-不想？-是的 -Nothing? -No.
所以你知道自己想知道的一切 So, you know everything there is you want to know.
不 我没有那样说 No, I didn't say that.
那么你想知道什么？ So, what do you want to know?
我想我的意思是我还不知道我想知道什么 I think what I mean is I don't know what I want to know yet.
关于你 About you.
当我知道自己想知道什么的时候我会告诉你的 And when I know what I want to know, I'll let you know.
这样可以吗？ Is that okay?
是的 Yeah.
好面条 Good noodles.
总有一天 你必须得向我解释 One day, you must remember to explain to me
这和现实世界有什么关系 what this has to do with the real world.
这和现实世界有什么关系？ What this has to do with the real world?
天呐…布莱恩 What... Jesus, Brian.
不 我并不想独占这次谈话 No, I'm not hogging the conversation.
你有什么想说的吗？说吧 You want to speak? Go ahead, speak.
实际上我不想再谈论这些了 I actually don't want to talk about any of this anymore.
我又没有一个银行账户 It's not like I have a bank account
每周都有人给里面打钱 我有我的工作要做 that is magically filled every other week. I have work that I have to do.
-你是说那不是我自己争取的吗？ -我什么都没说 -Are you saying I didn't earn it? - I'm not saying anything.
一共23.50美元 $23.50.
我确实是自己争取的 Well, I did earn it.
我通过17年的辛劳工作争取到的 Seventeen years of earning it doing real work.
重要的工作 当时人们还会兑现他们的承诺 Work that mattered, back when people honored their commitments.
但现在 发工资的时候我只能说句祝你好运 But now, all I can say is good luck when it's time to collect.
我们不收支票了 We don't accept checks anymore.
我们不再接受支票
我知道你认为我说这些话 Now, I know you think I'm saying all this stuff
只是为了让你觉得我比你聪明 just to make you think that I'm smarter than you
这样我就能表现得像我还是你的父亲一样 so that I can act like I'm still your father.
好吧 事实是 我的确还是你的父亲 Well, I got news for you, I am still your father.
我知道你是我的父亲 所以我才打电话给你 I know you're still my father. That's why I called.
珍妮特和我想邀请你参加今年的感恩节晚餐 Janet and I want to invite you to Thanksgiving dinner this year.
你妈妈会去吗？ Will your mother be there?
当然不会 你会来吗？ Of course not. Will you come?
我可以带个人去吗？ Can I bring someone?
蒂娜？ Tina?
嘿 我会给你回电话的 好吗？好的 Hey, I'll call you back, okay? Yeah.
我看到他了 他在外面等你的样子 I see him. The way he waits outside for you.
他完全就是你的BFF He's, like, so totally your BFF.
BFF是什么？ What is that? A BFF?
一生最好的朋友 Best friend forever.
他在等我？ He waits for me?
听着 我现在喜欢的那个人 他也是那个样子 Look, my guy, the guy I'm into right now, he's like that.
他为我着想 他会给我扶门 He thinks about me. He holds doors.
哦 艾德会那样 Oh, Ed does that.
-艾德？-嗯 -Ed? -Mm-hmm.
艾德是个好名字 Ed's a good name.
不是很独特 但这可能不是一件坏事 I mean, it's not very original, but that might not be such a bad thing.
-想听听我的意见吗？-是的 -You want my opinion? -Yeah.
想象这是一次冲浪 I say, ride it like a wave.
冲浪？这是什么意思？ What's that mean? "Ride it..."
只要不从冲浪板上掉下来就没事 Don't fall off the board and it's all good.
等我到了你的年纪 如果我还折腾得起 When I'm you're age, if don't mess it up,
我肯定会找一个艾德 I'm going to have an Ed
我会很珍惜 因为那就是全部 and I'm going to dig it because it's all there is.
艾德或者克里斯… Just Ed or Chris...
鲍比 彼得 Bobby, Peter...
他邀请我到他儿子的家里过感恩节 He's invited me to Thanksgiving at his son's house.
哇 Whoa.
感恩节是一件严肃的事 Turkey is a serious thing.
这是一种承诺 It's a commitment.
你可以通过火鸡来了解一个人的很多情况 You can tell a lot about a person by how they cook a turkey.
我觉得应该不是他来做火鸡 I don't think Ed's gonna be making the turkey.
达芬奇说过世上有三种人： 明察秋毫的人； 只能看到眼前事物的人； 毫无眼力的人
追寻者: 你是哪一种？
慢慢来 I've got you.
可以吗？ Sure?
快到了 Almost there.
-不要偷看 -好的 -Keep them closed. -Okay, I am.
给你看这个意味着我比任何人都更信任你 Showing you this means I'm trusting you more than anybody.
-是什么东西？-不 把眼睛遮住 -What is it? -No, keep 'em closed.
我遮住了 They're closed.
连我儿子都没见过这个 Even my son has never seen this.
我的天哪 是什么？ For goodness' sake, what is it?
把手拿开吧 Open them now.
好的 Okay.
你看不见 是吗？ You can't see it, can you?
我看不到什么？ What can't I see?
哦 Oh.
你必须保证你不会把这告诉别人 You have to promise me that you will never tell anyone what you've seen here today.
是的 我…我保证 I do, I... I promise.
因为如果人们知道 Because if people find out,
一旦出了什么灾难 他们会把这地方翻个底朝天 when the S-H-T-F, they will tear this place apart.
并不是说我是个冷酷无情的人 Not that I want to be cruel or anything,
但我已经给过他们很多警告 but they've had plenty of warning.
这是这里的电源 This is the power supply over here.
这些特殊的消音器 I got these special mufflers
是我自己设计的 I designed myself.
废气被输送到房子的另一侧 通向一个隐蔽的溜槽 The exhaust is channeled around to the other side of the house to a hidden chute.
好吧 你真的什么都准备好了 Well, you really are ready for anything.
在我看来 The way I see it,
你永远不知道什么时候会出事 you never know when things are gonna go south.
世界 肉体和邪恶的阴谋 The world, the flesh and the devil conspire,
一切都会分崩离析 and things fall apart.
这是我的保护伞… This is my security blanket...
我的安全网…… my safety net...
我的退休福利计划 my 401k.
你还记得你问过我 You remember when you asked me
我有没有什么想知道却不知道的事？ if there was anything that I wanted to know that I didn't know?
是的 Yeah.
你是怎么做到这些的？ How... how did you do this?
你…你是什么意思？ What... what do you mean?
这太完美了 It's perfect.
错了 Wrong.
哦 Ooh.
不要……不我不行 Don't... No, I can't.
哦！ Ooh!
哇！哇！ Whoa! Whoo!
哦 Oh.
-来 让我帮你 -哦不 我可以 -Here, let me help you with that. -Oh, no, I can handle it.
拜托 让我做一次绅士 Come on, let me be the gentleman.
你是一个完美的绅士 You are the perfect gentleman.
为什么… Why...
你为什么不让我… Why don't you let me...
求你了？ Please?
完美的绅士 The perfect gentleman.
好极了 Perfect.
我保留这个地方来练习基本技能 I keep this place to work on basic skill sets.
你不用害怕 You got nothing to be afraid of.
我说过我不害怕 I said I'm not afraid.
好的 Okay.
让你的眼睛顺着桶往下看 找到你想要击中的目标 And let your eye go right down the barrel to sight what you want to hit.
难道你想不到一些更坏的东西了吗？ Couldn't you thought of something more sinister?
-哦那是一只熊 -它是一只泰迪熊 -Oh, it's a bear. -It's a teddy bear.
你真是… You're...
哦！ Ooh!
-哇！-我做到了！我做到了 -Whoa! -I did it! I did.
你在笑什么？ What are you laughing about?
这里 This.
我们在这里 Us. Here.
如此宁静 It's so peaceful.
嗯 Mm-hmm.
这很好 It's nice.
我笑是因为一切很快都会结束 I laugh because soon, it's all gonna be over.
你什么意思？ What do you mean?
我是说像这样的时刻 I mean moments like this.
这将会是十分稀有的 They're going to be few and far between.
大多数时候我们都在努力活下去 Most of the time we'll be scrambling to survive.
艾德我不明白 什么…什么活下去？ Ed, I don't understand. What... Survive what?
哦 你肯定知道我在说什么 Oh, you have to know what I'm talking about.
在内心深处 即使你不承认你也能感觉到它 Deep down, you can feel it even if you don't admit it to yourself.
它可能从一个新闻简报开始 It might start with a news bulletin.
你在看一个商业广告 突然这个家伙出现了 You're watching a commercial or something, and suddenly, this guy comes on.
一种塑料的说话机器人 One of those plastic talking robots
告诉我们股票市场将会崩盘 telling us the stock market is gonna crash.
然后总统就出现了 Then the president comes on.
人们都在等着他开口说话 And the people are all waiting for him to speak.
但他一开口就说有全国性的紧急情况 And when he does, he says there's a national emergency
他必须宣布戒严令 and he has to declare martial law.
所以你不相信 So, you can't believe it.
所以你去当地的商店你会看到 So, you go to the local store and you see
街上的每个人都有一种奇怪的眼神 everyone in the street with a strange look in their eyes
因为他们也不相信 because they can't believe it too.
所以你去了商店 里面挤满了人 So, you get to the store and it's filled with people
买所有他们能买到的东西 buying everything they can get their hands on.
在天空中 直升飞机在头顶上发出嗖嗖声 And up in the sky, helicopters start going whoop, whoop, overhead
你知道…你知道 and you know... you know.
第一天你看电视想知道到底发生了什么 The first day, you watch TV trying to find out what's going on,
但一直到了第三天 什么也没有发生 but by the third day, it's nothing but static.
网络瘫痪 就像你的手机一样 And the net's down, too, just like your cell phone.
大约在这个时候你听到了第一声枪响 Around about this time, you hear the first gunshot.
一开始这听起来很奇怪 很新鲜 And at first, it sounds strange and novel.
但接着 它无处不在 开始越来越近 But then, it's everywhere. It starts getting closer.
然后你在街上看到一个尸体 And then, you see a body in the street.
没有人来动它 Nobody has come to move it.
然后尸体越来越多 And then, another and another.
所以你决定离开 不过你不是一个人 So you decide to leave, only you're not alone.
街道上满是汽车 The streets are choked with cars.
然后军队来了 And then, the military comes.
不过不是我们的军队 是其他国家的 Only it's not our military, it's some other country's,
你简直不敢相信 and you can't believe it.
但你知道这是真的 But you know it's true.
你知道 You know.
一切都结束了 It's all over.
你真的认为这会发生吗？ You really think that's gonna happen?
啊 Ah.
也许吧 不好说 Maybe. I don't know.
你真是个特别的女士 罗尼迈斯纳 You're a really special lady, Ronnie Meisner.
艾德？ Ed?
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
好极了 Aces.
-爸爸 欢迎 -嘿 -Dad. Welcome. -Hey.
这是呃… This is, uh...
我的女朋友 罗尼 my girlfriend, Ronnie.
还有 感恩节快乐 And a Happy Thanksgiving.
太谢谢你了罗尼 我是布莱恩 Thank you so much. Uh, Ronnie, I'm Brian.
很高兴见到你 It's great to meet you.
-艾德 -珍妮特 -Ed. -Janet.
嗨 Hi.
我很高兴你能来 I'm so glad you could make it.
哦 亲爱的 这是罗尼 爸爸的女朋友 Oh, honey, this is Ronnie, Dad's girlfriend.
-看看你们 真甜蜜 -嘿 -Look at you. Adorable. -Hey.
-我的孙女 -嗨 爷爷 -There's my girl. -Hi, Grandpa.
最近怎么样？ So, how's things going?
进来 进来 Come in. Come in.
我不是很想聊这个 I wouldn't want to be part of that.
是的 你不想那样 Yeah, you don't want that.
珍妮 Jeanine.
-我是珍妮 -很高兴见到你 我是罗尼 -I'm Jeanine. -Nice to meet you. Ronnie.
你们俩在一起多久了？ How long has it been with you two?
哦 没有很久 Oh, not long.
但是… So, but...
但相处得不错？ But it's good?
是的 Yeah.
你们两个看起来…都很年轻 You two, you both seem so young,
这很重要 so vital.
你可以把声音开大点 You know you can turn it up if you want.
哦 不没关系 我只是喜欢看分数 Oh, no. It's really not a problem. I just like to look at the score.
哦 你可以把它开大 Oh. You can turn it up.
声音小了之后真的更好 It's really better with the sound down.
我知道你在想什么 I know what you're thinking.
我什么也没想 I'm not thinking anything.
我想这就是这一切的意义所在 不思考 I thought that's what this was all about: not thinking.
你们想过一起旅行吗？ You ever talk about traveling together?
是时候了 Now's the time.
布莱恩和我 我们一直在策划我们的西班牙之旅 Brian and I, we've been plotting our trip to Spain.
哦 西班牙 听起来不错 Oh. Spain sounds nice.
你知道这很难 It's hard, you know.
腾出时间去旅行 Make the time to travel.
去…走上正轨 To... get on track.
你和艾德怎么样？你们… How are you and Ed with that? Are you...
你们走上正轨了吗？ You guys on track?
呃 Uh...
是的 我们已经步入正轨了 Yeah, great. We're on track.
别这么敏感 Don't be so sensitive.
我明白 生气的老头 I get it. The angry old man thing.
我没有生气 我在乎 I'm not angry. I care.
我也关心 我的家庭 I care, too. About my family.
哦 那你的表达方式可太有趣了 把头埋在沙子里 Oh, you got a funny way of showing it, keeping your head in the sand.
好的 Okay.
我上钩了 I'll bite.
给我看看 Show me.
-布莱恩你… -不真的 -Brian, you... -No, really.
给我看一些值得看的东西 Show me something worth seeing.
好的 All right.
又开始了 And so it begins.
他们要去哪里？ Where are they going?
再来点酒？ More wine?
不 谢谢 No, thanks.
-你读过吗？-我当然读了 -Did you even read it? -Of course I read it.
当我读这东西的时候你站在这里来回踱步 You stood here pacing back and forth while I read the thing.
你的应急袋里有什么？ What's in your bug-out bag?
什么是应急袋？ What is a bug-out bag?
S-H-T-F的时候救你的东西 The bag that's waiting for you when the S-H-T-F.
什么？ The what?
出大灾难的时候！ When the shit hits the fan!
你为什么总是这样？ Why do you always act like this?
怎么样？ Like what?
好像你知道什么没人知道的秘密一样 Like you're in on some secret that nobody else knows about.
不止我一个 有很多人知道发生了什么 I'm not the only one. There are lots of people that know what's going on.
没错 你们都穿着内裤坐在电脑前 That's right, you're all sitting around in your underwear with your computers...
我不会穿着内裤坐着！ I do not sit around in my underwear!
好吧 谁特么管你穿什么 Okay, whatever the fuck you're wearing,
你们都在告诉我政府在做某件事 you're all telling me that the government is doing this,
而大公司在做另一件事 and corporations are doing the other thing.
但我看到的只是那些想要活下去的人 But you know what I see are just people trying to survive.
没错 活下去！ Exactly, survive!
听着 我想说的是…… Look, all I'm saying is...
等等…让我给你看看 Wait... Let me show you.
你为什么不承认呢？你很害怕 Why don't you just admit it? You're scared.
你害怕面对你永远想不明白这个事实 那又怎样？ You're scared to face the fact that you're never gonna figure it all out, and so what?
这就是世界 它就是如此 That's just the world, that's what it is.
-吃晚餐了 -太糟糕了！ -Dinner. -It's fucked up!
这世界疯狂又愚蠢 但它就是如此 It is crazy. It's stupid. but it's just the world.
吃晚餐了 Dinner.
你知道吗？ And you know what?
总有一天我们都会死的 We are all gonna die one day.
即使是你 Even you.
吃不吃啊！ Dinner!
从最外面开始 Go to the far outside.
-把它切成… -切片… -And slice it... -Shape, slice...
-我从我这边切吧 -好的 你切吧 -Go work my way there. -Yes, you work your way.
请别客气 不要等到它凉了 Please help yourselves. Don't let it get cold.
-这份给你吧？-好的 -You'll have that? -Yes.
谢谢你 布莱恩 Thanks, Brian.
-这看起来非常非常… -甜土豆呢？ -This looks very, very... -And sweet potatoes?
哦 我们今年不吃甜土豆了 Oh, we're not doing sweet potatoes this year.
-没有甜土豆？-嗯 -No sweet potatoes? -Mm-mmm.
一定是世界末日要到了 It must really be the end of the world.
你应该试试这个 You should try this.
这是印度的巴斯玛蒂大米 It's basmati rice. It's from India.
我知道巴斯玛蒂米是什么 妈妈 I know what basmati rice is, Mom.
接下来你会叫我把这些都吃完 Next, you're gonna tell me to finish it all
因为在印度还有孩子在挨饿 because of starving children in India or something.
这提醒了我 为什么我们要吃他们的米饭？ Which reminds me, why exactly are we eating their rice?
这不是他们的 现在是你的了 It's not theirs, it's yours now.
所以是的 你应该吃完它 So, yes, you should finish it.
-这是国外的 -这是今年的晚餐很热闹 -It's exotic. -It's a little festive this year, dinner.
这很有新意 对吧？ It's innovative, right?
我不知道自己饿不饿 或者这个好不好吃… I don't know if I'm starving, or if it's actually good...
你知道我刚和罗尼聊过 她和艾德可能会去旅行 You know, I was just talking to Ronnie here about her and Ed maybe taking a little trip.
嗯？ Hmm?
也许去一个充满异国情调的地方？ Maybe going someplace exotic?
我敢肯定如果他们想去旅行的话 他们一定会去的 I'm sure if they want to take a trip, they'll take a trip.
我想看看中国 I'd like to see China.
中国？你知道他们在做什么吗？ China? You know what they're doing over there?
我喜欢那里的食物 I like the food.
世界上除了中国餐馆还有很多好地方 There's more to the world than Chinese restaurants.
又开始了 Here we go.
比如什么 爷爷？ Like what, Grandpa?
嗯 关于中国…… Well, the thing about China...
我想你爷爷想要安静地吃一顿晚餐 I think your grandpa would like to have his dinner in peace.
-不不我… -我知道你在做什么 小姐 - No, no. I... - I know what you're doing, young lady.
我什么都没做 I'm not doing anything.
哦 对了 你真聪明 你比我们都聪明 Oh, that's right. You're so clever. You're smarter than all of us.
-哦他妈的上帝 -珍妮！ -Oh, my fucking God. -Jeanine!
你天天说的词为什么我不能说 Like I'm saying anything you haven't said a million times.
我可以向你保证我不会说…… I can assure you, I do not use...
为什么你总是要这么虚伪呢？ Why do you always have to pretend to be something you're not?
就好像我生活在黄昏地带一样 It's like I'm living in The Twilight Zone.
哦 拜托 你甚至不知道什么是“黄昏地带” Oh, please. You don't even know what The Twilight Zone is.
就是一个愚蠢的黑白电视节目 It's a stupid TV show in black-and-white,
所以我知道黄昏地带是什么 布莱恩 so, yes, I know what The Twilight Zone is, Brian.
好了 够了 All right, that's enough.
什么？ What?
你又要把我送回到我的房间去吗 布莱恩？ Are you gonna send me to my room, Brian?
-事实上是的 -嘿 -As a matter of fact, yeah. -Hey.
嘿什么样的女儿会直呼她爸爸的名字？ Hey. What kind of daughter calls her father by his first name?
一个不懂得尊重的人 One who has no respect. That kind.
凭什么？ For what?
凭什么？凭你住的房子？ For what? How about the roof over your head.
或者你的牙齿矫正医师？或者手机？ Or how about the orthodontist? Or how about the phone?
或者我给你买的你甚至没有时间去读的那些教科书？ Or how about all the schoolbooks that I buy you you never even have time to read?
我为什么要读呢？世界总会在某一天结束 Why should I? The world's gonna end any day now anyway.
太好了 你看她现在也开始说这些废话了！ That is just great. You see, you have her talking this crap now!
-你知道你做了什么吗？-珍妮有她自己的思想 -You see what you've done? -Jeanine's got a mind of her own.
是的 我只是决定用它 Yeah, I just decide to use it.
用来说胡话？ To stockpile nonsense?
你知道吗？让我们都冷静下来 You know what? How about we all calm down
讨论一些我们有共识的事情 and maybe we talk about something that we can all agree on.
-嗯？-我和布莱恩在某些事上确实有共识 -Hmm? -Me and Brian agree on something.
我们都认为自己的父亲是大屁眼子！ We both think our fathers are assholes!
好吧 现在起罚你禁用电子产品 All right, that's it. Zero 'tronics for you.
也就是说一个月没有电视没有手机 That means one month, no TV, no phone.
-没有手机？-是的 -No phone? -Yeah.
问问你爷爷 Ask your grandpa about that.
互联网瘫痪 电网崩溃的时候 How're y'all gonna deal with that when the Internet goes down,
你该怎么处理 the electrical grid collapses,
你得用什么传递信息 and then, you have to communicate with what?
你们必须要使用烟雾信号… You guys are gonna have to use smoke signals...
-妈妈！-如果你自制力强一些的话就不会这样！ -Mom! -Maybe if you had a little bit more self control.
我希望世界末日能来把你带走！ I hope the world does end and takes you with it!
回来！回来！ Come back here, young lady! Come back here!
-嘿！-再来点酒？ -Hey! -More wine?
-好的谢谢 -好的 -Yeah, please. -Okay.
不会吧 Not again.
她要去哪里？ Where is she going?
谁知道 Nowhere.
你觉得我是个大屁眼子？ You think I'm an asshole?
晚安 罗尼 Good night, Ronnie.
你不想进来坐坐吗？ Don't you want to come in?
哦 见鬼 Oh, hell.
天呐 Jesus.
哦 Oh...
你想喝点什么吗？ Would you like a drink?
我还以为你是我们的同志呢 I thought you were a fellow traveler.
我是啊！ I am a fellow traveler!
不！我指的是"准备者" No! I mean a prepper.
美国一种相信世界末日会到来的群体 他们都像男主一样储备大量食物和用品
你购物的方式 你买的东西 The way you shopped, the stuff you bought.
你用现金！ You used cash!
并不是说我个人有这种程度的偏执 Not that I go in for that level of paranoia personally,
但是你明白我是如何得出这个结论的 but, hey, you can see how I could have come to that conclusion.
现金更容易 你不需要记住数字 Cash is easier. You don't have to remember numbers.
你可以试试支票 You might try checks.
大家都不收支票了 Everybody doesn't take checks.
现在都收现金 Everybody takes cash.
我女儿去世的时候 这是从她房间开始的 When my daughter died, it started up in her room,
然后就扩散到这里来了… and it just... came down here.
但是 But...
我不明白你怎么能… I don't understand how you could...
求你了 Please.
哦 哦 Oh... Oh.
哦 别担心！ Oh, don't worry about it!
你想要你的烤面包上抹黄油还是想自己来？ Do you want your toast buttered or you wanna do it yourself?
哦 不 你来就好 Oh, no, you can butter it.
哦 别管他 Oh, just leave it.
我不想让你伤到自己 I don't want you to hurt yourself.
艾德？ Ed?
-迈斯纳太太？-他怎么样？ -Mrs. Meisner? -How is he?
-你丈夫… -不 他是我的男朋友 -Your husband's... -No, he's my boyfriend.
你的男朋友得了所谓的短暂性脑缺血 Your boyfriend has had what we call a TIA.
就像小中风 但只是暂时的 It's like a mini stroke, but temporary.
他似乎在削减自己的用药量 It seems he's been rationing his medications,
没有按照推荐的剂量服用 missing the target on his recommended dosages.
他会有一段不稳定的时间 但他看起来很硬朗 He's gonna be a bit wobbly for a time, but he seems like a tough man.
我现在能见他吗？ Can I see him now?
当然可以 但轻一点 Certainly, but take it easy on him.
哦 Oh.
可怜的宝贝 You poor dear.
不不 不要说话嘘 No. No, no, no, no. Don't. Don't try to speak. Shh.
我不是个可怜的宝贝 I'm not a poor dear.
不不 No. No.
你很强壮 You're strong.
医生告诉我你没有好好服药 The doctor told me you weren't taking your medication.
是钱的问题 不是吗？ Yeah, it's the money, isn't it?
我知道药很贵 我知道 I know how expensive it gets. I know.
但是你呢？这毫无意义 But you? It make no sense.
你把所有的钱都花在那个上面… You spend all your money on that... on that stuff.
为了一些甚至不可能发生的事情 For something that may not even happen.
你？你只想到明天 No, you? You only think about tomorrow
但我在这里 我现在就在这里 when I'm here. I'm here right now.
我只想到你 And all I think about is you.
我尽可能快地赶来了… I came as fast as I could...
爸爸… Dad...
医疗中心
你知道 You know,
你是我认识的最聪明的人 you're the smartest man I know.
不我不是 我是个大屁眼子 No, I'm not. I'm an asshole.
但我会好起来的 But I'm getting better.
庭院甩卖 珍珠街107号
卡车很不错 The truck runs good.
是福特牌的 Well, it's a Ford.
谢谢你把它开回来 Thanks for picking it up.
罗尼看起来是个真正的好女人 Ronnie seems like a really great lady.
是的 非常棒 Yeah. Pretty great.
-嗯… -你有时间吗？ -Well... -You got a minute?
跟我来 Follow me.
你看到了什么？ What do you see?
没什么 Nothing.
完全正确 Exactly.
看到了吗？ See it now?
所以你把钱都花在这了 So, this is where all your money goes.
所以呢？ So?
你怎么看？ What do you think?
老实说…… Honestly...
我不确定 I'm not sure.
好吧你可以告诉我 Well, you can tell me.
很疯狂 对吧？ Crazy, right?
听着爸爸 我不…… Look, Dad, I don't...
有时候疯狂的时代需要疯狂的人 Well, sometimes, crazy times call for crazy people.
爸爸…我不觉得你疯了 You know, Dad... I don't think you're crazy.
好吧也许有一点 Okay, maybe a little.
但我认为你必须做让你快乐的事 But I think you have to do what makes you happy.
我的意思是…我想这是我们所有人都能做到的 I meant... I think, that's all any of us can do.
如果这能让你快乐 I mean, if this is what makes you happy,
你没有伤害任何人对吧 那就去做吧 and you're not hurting anyone, I say, hey, what the hell, go for it.
这就是你的想法？ And that's what you think?
这就是我的想法 That's what I think.
嘿爸爸？ Hey, Dad?
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
天哪 Holy shit.
我很高兴 I am happy.
你是我一生最好的朋友 You're my BFF.
我今天看到了一个标志 I saw a sign today.
一个预兆？ A sign?
从上帝那里？ From God?
嗯 我不知道 Well, I don't know.
上面写着“庭院甩卖” It said, "yard sale."
“庭院甩卖”？ "Yard sale"?
我没有想把事情弄得复杂 Not to get metaphysical or anything,
但我有一个灵感 but I had an inspiration.
它确实让人感觉有点…神圣 And it does feel kind of... divine.
神圣？ Divine?
嗯 Well.
我在想… I was thinking...
也许我们可以办一场庭院甩卖 maybe if we had a yard sale.
卖我和你的东西 My stuff and yours.
我们可以拿出一个周末 We could make a weekend of it.
我做了一些调查 应该可以赚很多钱 I did some research. People can make a lot of money.
但即使不赚钱 我也想这么做 But even if we don't, I have a feeling.
你在医院的时候发生了什么事？ What happened when you were in the hospital?
发生了什么？ What happened?
你看见那道光了吗？ Did you see the light?
-那道光？-你知道的 -The light? -You know.
那道光 The light.
我…我想没有 I don't... I don't think so.
我只是有一种感觉 I just have a feeling.
我不是故意让你难过的 I don't mean to upset you.
我没有难过 I'm not upset.
嗯 你听起来很沮丧 Well, you sound upset.
我没有沮丧 I'm not upset.
只是…我也有一种感觉 It's just I... I had a feeling, too.
也许它不像你那么神圣 但是…… Maybe it's not divine like you, but...
我也有一种感觉 I have a feeling, too.
哦不想看他 Oh, not him.
哦我爱她 Oh, I love her.
然后…他们去了佛罗伦萨 ...and then, they were off to Florence.
她看起来总是那么优雅 She always looks so classy.
火车上有电视 有外交官 There were TVs on the train, there were diplomats,
有美国人 有巴黎人 there were Americans, there were Parisians,
有叙利亚难民 there were Syrian refugees.
大家一起旅行 Everyone traveled together
在去佛罗伦萨的路上 on the way to Florence.
为什么？这很有趣 Why? That's interesting.
你不是一直说我们应该关注时事吗 I thought you always say we should keep up on current events.
时事？你想要时事？ Current events? You want current events?
你从她那里是听不到时事的 那个女人是个骗子 Well, you're not gonna find it there. That woman is a liar.
一个不诚实不忠诚 投机取巧的骗子… A lying, dishonest, disloyal, opportunistic liar...
-嗯哼 -有一天她会意识到她所做的一切 -Huh. -...that one day will realize what she did.
然后她会后悔的 我可以向你保证 And then, she'll regret it, I can promise you that.
你为什么这么说？你根本不认识她 Why do you say that? You don't even know her.
哦 我认识她 好吧 Oh, I know her, all right.
她是我的前妻 She's my ex-wife.
你的妻子？ Your wife?
我的前妻 她很久以前就离开了 My ex-wife. She left a long time ago.
19年前 Nineteen years.
什么…她是布莱恩的妈妈？ What, she's... she's Brian's mother?
是的 Yeah.
他是一个名副其实的狗娘养的 He's a genuine son of a bitch.
艾德 别那样说话 Ed. Don't talk like that.
有趣 Funny.
我还是每天都在看她 I still watch her every day.
你还是有点在意她的 没关系 She'll always mean something to you. It's okay.
星期天 Sunday.
那是庭院甩卖的最好日子 我查过了 It's the best day for a yard sale. I looked it up.
-这个星期天？-是的 哪个星期天都一样 -This Sunday? -Yeah. It's as good as any Sunday.
但是…… But what about...
是时候了 It's time.
你知道… You know...
我们可以在星期二开始整理你的东西 we can start organizing your stuff on Tuesday.
如果你同意的话 If it's okay with you.
如果你的男朋友 What do you do if your boyfriend
你真正关心的人想要你做些你觉得不太舒服的事情…… who you really, really care about wants you to do something...
你会怎么办？ that you just feel uncomfortable about?
那要看情况 这事有多糟糕？ I'd have to say it depends. How bad is it?
嗯 Well...
好吧 我现在确实有点好奇了 Well, now I really want to know what it is.
算了吧 Forget it.
永远不要让一个男人逼你做你不想做的事 Never let a man make you do something you don't want to do.
-你为什么不接我的电话？-我在工作 -Why don't you answer my calls? -I'm working.
我知道你在工作 我看得出来 I know you're working. I can see you're working.
你为什么不接我的电话？ Why don't you answer my calls?
-请不要在这里吵 -就要在这里 -Please, not here. -Yes, here.
你不会来找我的 我必须来找你 You won't come to me, I have to come to you.
你不明白 You don't understand.
那给我解释一下 Then explain it to me.
不 我不能向你解释 No, I can't explain it to you.
即使我可以 你也不会明白 我不明白 Even if I could, you wouldn't understand. I don't understand.
你说你会和我一起做的 You said you would do it with me.
我没有说我愿意和你一起做 I didn't say I would do it with you.
-你说过！-你小声点 -You did! -Keep you voice down.
为什么这对你这么重要？ Why is it so important to you what I do?
因为我们商量好了的 这是为我们好 Because it's what we talked about. It's for us.
不 这是为你自己 No, it's for you.
我现在很好 现在就很好 I'm fine where I am. I'm good where I am.
不 你不好 No, you're not.
你别想对我指指点点 艾德·汉姆斯勒 Don't you presume to tell me about me, Ed Hemsler.
我是一个成熟的女人 我不需要听你的 I am a grown woman, and I don't have to listen to you.
我没说你得听我的 I didn't say you had to listen to me.
-快出去 -等一下 -Just get out. -Now, just a minute.
-出去！-有什么问题吗？ -Get out! -Is there a problem?
没有问题 艾德正要离开 Well, there's no problem. Ed was just leaving.
我以为你是认真的 I thought this was for real.
她问我你最近怎么样 所以我说了 She asked how you were doing, so I said,
“你还记得你和山姆吵翻的时候吗？” "You remember when you broke up with Sam?"
山姆？ Sam?
是她的男朋友 It was her boyfriend for, like,
八年级的两周 two weeks in eighth grade.
但无论如何我们开始谈话了 那可能是 But anyway, we're there talking, and it was probably the first time
我第一次真正敞开心扉谈论你们两个分开的事情 that I really opened up about what it was like when you and Mom were splitting.
你们经常摔门 All the door-slamming.
就像是你的最后一句话 Like, that was your last word,
但从来不是 but it never was,
我只是坐在那里…… and I was just sitting there like a...
然后有一天 摔门的声音没了 她走了 And then one day, the doors stopped slamming, and she was gone.
嘿 爸爸？ Hey, Dad?
我在这里 I'm here.
听着 我想说的是 Look, all I'm saying
有时你会感觉 is that sometimes it can feel like
你失去了一切 you're losing everything,
但实际上你没有失去 你正在得到 but really, you're not losing, you're gaining.
至少这是你教我的 Or at least, that's what you taught me.
我教过你这个吗？ I taught you that?
好吧 也许原话不是这样 Well, not in so many words.
但是 是的 But yeah.
那么我还教过你什么呢？ So, what else did I teach you?
现实队长: 在我看来 有些人只能做他们自己 即便他们不想做自己 就这么简单
迷中谜: 同意 简单是天才的必要条件
反抗军信使: R队长又一次一针见血
追寻者: 太赞了 R队长
庭院甩卖 柳树街805号
你好吗？ How you doing today?
请问？ Excuse me?
这个多少钱？ How much is this?
要看情况 That depends.
你觉得它值多少钱？ How much is it worth to you?
哦…没有我想象得那么贵重 Oh... Not as much as I thought.
也许有人比你更需要它 Well, maybe somebody else might need it more than you.
是的 你永远不知道什么时候会用到一个漂亮的罐子 Yeah, maybe. You never know when you might need a pretty jar.
你是我的BFF You're my BFF.
我的孙女告诉了我那是什么意思 My granddaughter told me what that means.
一生最好的朋友 Best friend forever.